Chimerical Proposal, Pt. II
Human-policy expert and America-outsider Mark Goldberg has weighed in on a few issues the de Meyer Campaign has yet to address. He adds to the earlier list:
10. Space Exploration: What’s above? New planets to conquer.
11. Climate Change: Dust and drought will not settle down here! De Meyer will ensure that the earth’s landscapes are not limited to cities, oceans, dump fields, and deserts.
12. Income Inequality: Under the current taxation regime, a few have everything and refuse to share with the remainder who have less than nothing. As president, De Meyer will enact desperately needed wealth distribution reform leaving each citizen with approximately $2.42 per annum.
13. Revitalizing America’s Financial Markets: 3, 2, Crash.
14. Iraq Withdrawal: Never stop! Never stop! Never stop!
15. The Rapture/Coming of the Antichrist: If he sees the devil, he will kill him. If he sees God and/or his son, he will shun them.
Experts are saying that the keys to de Meyer’s November triumph will be his terrifying candor toward the voting public, his utter contempt for all forms of morality, and his heavily armed Black Guard of 30,000 zealot-soldiers.
