Cost-saving at Fox
[I promise to stop doing bullet-point gags.]
- Switching from Cisco IT software to Reagan-era Disko software.
- Coin-operated bathroom stalls, roll-top doors, desk drawers.
- Selling $12 beers at the commissary, setting a 2-drink minimum, firing workers who drink at work, re-serving untouched drinks.
- Ditching “Going green”; now “Burning whatever burns”.
- Doubling Simpsons output by releasing old episodes with colors swapped, dubbing by Dane Cook.
- Replacing UV tanning lamps with normal fluorescent lights in ceilings.
- Reducing Simon Cowell’s human blood stipend.
- Firing temps who write blogs at work.
- Security camera footage now used as lead-ins for “Prison Break”.
- Trafficking synergy to rogue production firms
